Freaky Friday: Better Than an Apple

Have you heard the expression an apple a day keeps the doctor away? Well, I have one better…a Happy O a day makes it all better. Yes, I am talking about an orgasm.

An orgasm each and every day (at least one) keeps my 2nd chakra open…my stress down…and my world good. Don’t believe me? Look at this:

10 Surprising Health Benefits of Sex

OK, great but my partner doesn’t have the same libido…I don’t have a partner…

So what? Both of mine live thousands of miles away…that is why the goddess made your fingers, hands, dildos and vibrators…ok, so maybe she had a little help with those last two.

Glass ToysDid you know that the vibrator was actually invented by Victorian physicians as a means of treating ‘hysteria’? Yeah, the same root as hysterectomy. Meaning they viewed achieving an orgasm as treatment for stress in females. And dildos…well those have been found among the ruins of most ancient civilizations.

So despite what your backwards thinking mother may have told you about going blind or growing hair on the palms of your hands…masturbation can actually be good for your physical, mental and in my case spiritual health.

So here is my 7 day challenge…at least one Happy O per day for a whole week. Even when you are tired and don’t feel like it. Keep track of how you feel. And for the brave souls…report back (email is fine). I will protect your identity.

Cum on…who will volunteer for this little experiment?

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