One of my favorite comedians is a good ole’ Southern boy named Jeff Foxworthy, who is famous for his ‘you might be a redneck if…’ routines. But today my experience was a tad different. I visited the Family Planning clinic and had the pleasure of flustering the nurse so badly she could hardly talk. Come on folks, didn’t you always wonder if a butt plug reduces the effectiveness of a diaphragm?
Well, that was my uneventful day…how was yours?
LOL – I love it! So? What was the answer? Does it reduce the effectiveness?
OMG…that is the funny part. First, this grown ass woman close to my age, who is a trained nurse and supposedly experienced with sexual health issues…BLUSHED. Then she stuttered and stammered…I don’t mean to be crude, but I would not think it would. I mean it would be no different than if…MORE stuttering and stammering…than if you had a ‘full’ bottom.
Come on woman, you just spent a good 15 minutes with your fingers up my…. (Took her three attempts to fit me. The first one she brought out, I took one look at and thought…no way! I have had cocks smaller than that in me). And now you want to blush and get all shy?
Not to sound mean, but this is hilarious! Maybe you should have her job.
I am not a nurse BUT I do have a BS in Health Education and worked in HIV/Sexual Health…so to me there is no excuse for this kind of behavior. Later this week I will do a blog about my mentor in university…this amazing woman that taught me so much about being comfortable in your sexual identity.
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