Madonna or Whore?

Your mock saint who stands in a niche is not a woman if she have not suffered, still less a woman if she have not sinned. Fall at the feet of your idol as you wish, but drag her down to your level after that—the only level she should ever reach, that of your heart. Emmuska, Baroness Orczy (1865–1947), Hungarian-born British novelist, playwright

This was part of my daily quotes…and I thought…there is a woman who understands this curse of being both a caring, nurturing, giving wife and mother…and a total slut. The irony is that it is one of the two fantasies that most men espouse and almost none of them can handle. They can talk all they want about a lady to the world and a whore in the bedroom but when it comes right down to it…

I generally brag that I can do three things well…

Fuck…suck…and all that goes with it.

So where are the men that man the grill while making sure the little ones don’t kill each other…then slap my ass when I bring the tray of burgers out to him…who can join with me and the kids in a good game of hide-n-seek…then sneak into the kitchen, lift my dress and finger me while I wash up dishes…without anyone being the wiser. Then bite my neck and whisper all the naughty things he is going to do to me once everyone is gone, the kids are asleep and he has me tied on the bed?

Is that too much too ask?